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Bill Vaughan149 quotes“A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.”
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The true antidote to greed is contentment. If you have a strong sense of contentment, it doesn’t matter whether you obtain the object of your desire or not. Either way, you are still content.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Meditating means bringing the mind back to something again and again. Thus, we all meditate, but unless we direct it in some way, we meditate on ourselves and on our own problems, reinforcing our self-clinging.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Occasionally we sigh for an earlier day when we could just look at the stars without worrying whether they were theirs or ours.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Experience is something I always think I have until I get more of it.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Journalism, like history, has no therapeutic value; it is better able to diagnose than to cure, and it provides society with a primitive means of psychoanalysis that allows the patient to judge the distance between fantasy and reality.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan When myth meets myth, the collision is very real.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Discipline means protection from one’s own wanton interest.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan The United States grants the favors of the second, third, or fifty-seventh chance, and its citizens remain free to invent for themselves whatever character draws a crowd or pays the rent.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Walk in awe, wonder, and humility. Walk at all times of day. In the early morning when the world is just waking up. Late at night under the stars. Along a busy city street at noontime.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan The effect of boredom on a large scale in history is underestimated. It is a main cause of revolutions.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan As surely as you are a living man, so surely did that spectral anatomy visit my room again last night, grin in my face, and walk away with my trousers: nor was I able to spring from my bed, or break the chain which seemed to bind me to my pillow.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Most of us wait until we’re in trouble, and then we pray like the dickens. Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we’d wake up and say, “Anything I can do for You today, Lord?”
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Caught inside my mind trapped between its horrid lines losing precious time.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados Some women will have you look at life differently.
Eleni SophiaEleni Sophia The biggest reward often require the largest risks.
Nicole BrownNicole Brown Being with you is familiar, like playing guitar after some time; the theory is there but my fingers have forgotten the chords.
AstaAsta Late-night conservations, Breathtaking memories, and an endless sky full of unseen dazzling stars. That’s how I want to remember us.
AurthurAurthur Nothing is more terrifying than falling in love.
Helena DegnHelena Degn People who cannot see through souls will keep searching for beauty in faces and will never find it.
Shilpa GoelShilpa Goel There is someone out there waiting to love you in all the ways you deserve.
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