I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
BILL HICKSYou ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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