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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

Bill Hicks

I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Future Historically People Several
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Light Middlemen Mind Source
A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Division God Greed Heart Intelligence
You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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Connection Make Trying
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Doctor Funny Humor
All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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Brain Bud Commercial Long
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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Cow Mushroom Thinking
I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Chance Ego Giving
If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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Agnostic Atheism Atheist
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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Country Happened Law Mushrooms
I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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Bye Country
You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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Hate Ideas Thinking
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land

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