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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

Bill Hicks

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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Children Rocks Stars
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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Alone Funny Humor Knowledge People
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Esteem Feeling Better Self War
I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Future Historically People Several
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Creative Creativity Evolution
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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Rocks Thinking World
You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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Cash Country World
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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Exposing Laughing Light People
Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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Added Age Bible People Years
I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Bullshit Humanity Shoes Tired
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Drug Illegal Marijuana
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.
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Funny Humor Military
I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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Empty Life Thinking Tired
I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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Anyone Doing Kid Murdered Robbed Sorry Taught

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