The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
BILL HICKSI’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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