While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
BILL HICKSI’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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Mister, I don’t want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don’t even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain’t looking for no trouble, Mister.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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