We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
BILL HICKSWe’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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