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Bill Hicks

Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Clueless People Stupid
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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Exposing Laughing Light People
The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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Comedian Roles Starts Waiting
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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Powerful Real Thinking
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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Funny Humor Mean
Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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Enjoy Eternal Evening Fantasy Reality
I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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Country Expression United States
Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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Back Country Free Government
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Funny Humor Two
It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Insane Part Proud World
People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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Children Believe Earth Left Little People

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