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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.

Bill Hicks

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Voice Heard Wanted
We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Believe Killing Pranksters
I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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Collective Ego Trying Unconscious
People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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People Phrases Shotguns
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Artistic Causes Commercial Sound
Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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Enjoy Eternal Evening Fantasy Reality
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Alcohol Numbers Offender War
I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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Christian Jesus Kings Neck
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Creative Creativity Evolution
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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Eye Funny Inspirational Paint Spray
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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Drunk Games Marijuana Obnoxious
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Behind Day One Tomorrow
Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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Cold Environment Next War

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