Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
BILL HICKSTo make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.
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