People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
BILL HICKSTo make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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