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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

Bill Hicks

How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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Country Jesus Thinking
How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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Arm Justify Ones Realize
I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Future Historically People Several
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Drug Illegal Marijuana
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Land might Pick Please
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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Bunny Celebrating Commemorating Easter Jesus Kings
I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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Confused Going Life Totally
Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Caffeine Energize Friday Monday Productive The Figure
There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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Gun Issues Silent Views
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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Embarrassing Light Men Thinking
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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Keith Nuts Plot Runner
What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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Arms Government Realizing
I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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Light Marlboro Overcome The Figure Think
I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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Believe Created Self World

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