See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
BILL HICKSWhat do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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