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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.

Bill Hicks

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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Benefits Reason Voice
We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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America Philosophy Years
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Jesus Religious Thinking
It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Insane Part Proud World
Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Fear Gun Yourself
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Ideas Next Revolutionary
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Chicks Jerk Knows
I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Country Mean Most Surprise
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary
There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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Gun Issues Silent Views
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Funny Humor Two
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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Rushing Satan Speaking Watch

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