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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.

Bill Hicks

I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land
Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Clueless People Stupid
You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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Hate Ideas Thinking
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons
We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Believe Killing Pranksters
I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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Christian Jesus Kings Neck
We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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Drugs Mean War Winning
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Bullying Creative Ideas Revolutionary
If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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Burning Drugs Political Thinking
I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
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Balls Light Seven
I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Anything Humans Know Tasteful
I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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Artist Culture Perception Western
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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might Perception Reality
Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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Flags Helping Want
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Doctor Funny Humor
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Eight Night Sleep

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