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Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

Bill Hicks

I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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Australia Party Thinking
You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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Hate Ideas Thinking
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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Miracle Sex Wonderful
People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Better Esteem Feel Self War
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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Jesus Stories Today
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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Essentially Thinking Trying Two
A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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Believe Christian Day One
God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Hobbies Perfect Reality
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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Flags Helping Want
I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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Country Deals Salute
You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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Connection Make Trying
Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Fear Gun Yourself
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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Drug Funny Humor
That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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Drug Facts Make Psychedelic Realize

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

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