I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
BILL HICKSI never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, “This is my creation, perfect in every way… oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they’ll think I want them to smoke it… Now I have to create Republicans.”
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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