I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
BILL HICKSPeople in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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The economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s cracking down… on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn’t have, seeing as it’s being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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