We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
BILL HICKSPeople in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’
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How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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