How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
BILL HICKSI smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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