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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

Bill Hicks

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Children Funny Jobs
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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Rushing Satan Speaking Watch
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Artistic Causes Commercial Sound
I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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Apartment Clubs Idiots Years
Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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Enjoy Eternal Evening Fantasy Reality
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Okay Thinking Trying
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Atheist Funny Sex
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Country Party Political
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Funny Humor Two
I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Average Funny Humor
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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Add Comedy might Show

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