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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.

Bill Hicks

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
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Believe Creating Order Planet Purpose
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Answers Helping People
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Artistic Causes Commercial Sound
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Funny Humor Two
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Eight Night Sleep
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Ass Eating Miracle
The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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Powerful Real Thinking
I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Government Sorry Talking
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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Benefits Reason Voice
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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Evening Information Reality
I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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Anyone Doing Kid Murdered Robbed Sorry Taught

I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.

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