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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.

Bill Hicks

Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Dream Funny Ideas Revolutionary
I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Chance Ego Giving
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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Believe Created Self World
I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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Abortion Baby Steps Unwanted
I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Government Sorry Talking
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Alcohol Numbers Offender War
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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Book Phones Stupidity
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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Comedian Roles Starts Waiting
Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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Bystanders Gun Rights
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing

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