It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
BILL HICKSI’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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