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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.

Bill Hicks

I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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Criminal Drugs Jail People Sick
How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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Arm Justify Ones Realize
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Caffeine Energize Friday Monday Productive The Figure
God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Hobbies Perfect Reality
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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Bunny Celebrating Commemorating Easter Jesus Kings
Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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Law Made Natural
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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Happiness Ideas Laughter Revolutionary
How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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Around Glance Guy Look
Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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Enjoy Eternal Evening Fantasy Reality
….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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Drug Poor Rich War Week
People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Better Esteem Feel Self War
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons
I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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Christian Running Wish
I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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Bye Country

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