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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

Bill Hicks

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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Alone Funny Humor Knowledge People
I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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Enthusiasm Party Rocks
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Ideas Next Revolutionary
Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Dream Funny Ideas Revolutionary
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.
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Funny Humor Military
I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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Artist Culture Perception Western
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Eight Night Sleep
God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Hobbies Perfect Reality
All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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Ems Raise Real Taught
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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Everything Funny Humor Life
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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Drunk Games Marijuana Obnoxious
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons
I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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Funny Humor Mean
We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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Country Hazard Nuclear
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

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