God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
BILL HICKSOur next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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