Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
BILL HICKSI find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.
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All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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