Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
BILL HICKSI find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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