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If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.

Bette Midler

Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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Life Love Romantic
People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Obligation People Potential
I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Easy Lasts Tacky
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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Different People Way
[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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Princess Royalty Spite
Self-esteem is something you have to earn!
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Earn Self Esteem Something
That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
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Block Cities Country
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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Thinking Two War
There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.
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Time Trying World
Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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Cooking Life Perfect
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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Book Saws World
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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Cadillacs Couple Sex
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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Born Entertaining Way

If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.

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