Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
BETTE MIDLERMen’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
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I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn’t even doing the singing. I’m a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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