I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
BETTE MIDLERMen’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.
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I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn’t want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought,
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If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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I loved the photographs of people wearing elaborate makeup and costumes – they really pulled at me inside. I was in that library every week for years, until I was about 13. I had a rich interior life, because I didn’t have much of a social life.
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As you age, feelings do diminish.
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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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I always wanted to be a performer, I didn’t know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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