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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.

Bette Midler

Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Down Market Money
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Humorous Inspirational New York
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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Flag Passionate Running
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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Energy Music Performers
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Age Birthday Funny Mind
One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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College Kids School
There’s a kind of emotional exploration you plumb with a friend that you don’t really do with your family.
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Emotional Friends Kind
Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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Cities People Want
Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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Fighting Race Years
A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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Cigarettes Cool Smoking
The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Heaven Home World
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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Grow Up Mother People
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love

All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.

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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.

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