When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
BETTE MIDLERDo you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don’t. That’s partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible – Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground.
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I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Self-esteem is something you have to earn!
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Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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I’m working my way toward divinity.
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If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you’re playing somebody’s mother – and there aren’t even a lot of those roles!
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[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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