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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Bette Midler

If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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Actresses Being Different Singers
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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Annihilation Costume Exactly Gotten
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.
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Ecosystems Movie Sick
I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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Lady Macbeth Pairs Shoes
When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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Dream Fuzzy
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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Distance Men Ocean
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying
I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Intelligent People Shrinking
I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work

Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

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