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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Bette Midler

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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Country Ocean Wish
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Nature Love Spite
If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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Actresses Being Different Singers
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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Cadillacs Couple Sex
It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.
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Beats Important Off Pissed
I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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Essence Issues Thinking
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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Anything Stretch Work
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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Funny Jealousy Success
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
The [film] business is run by men, and they’re basically interested in their own species, and they’re not so interested in women belonging to the human race.
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Men Movie Running

Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

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