Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MACYou can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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I want to do something that people can really say, ‘Hey, man, that was good, I’m proud of you, I’m proud of that.’ ‘Pride’ and ‘Transformers’ and things like that.
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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It took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.
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If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don’t be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.
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It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
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