Bradford Winters
BRADFORD WINTERS- I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
BERNIE MACFear is not one of my attributes.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
BERNIE MACI ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
BERNIE MACI love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
BERNIE MACI can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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I wasn’t disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that’s why I knew it just wasn’t right for me.
BERNIE MACI wasn’t disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that’s why I knew it just wasn’t right for me.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
BERNIE MACI love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
BERNIE MACJerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
BERNIE MACIf I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
BERNIE MACYou don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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