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I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.

Bernie Mac

I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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Extraordinary Guy Jobs Ordinary
You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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Buffoons Going Playing
You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Body Doctors Knows
Fear is not one of my attributes.
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Attributes Fear One
My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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Always Finish Grandmother
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
BERNIE MAC

Brother Girlfriend Happen Mother School
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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Beer Boat Golf Ice Lobster
You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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Like Moving Worry You
Comedy has been so good to me.
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Comedy Good One
Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
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Always Comedy Like Success
I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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Comedian Knows Limitation Politician
The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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Hours Minutes
I’ve been in training for stardom.
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Stardom Success Training
I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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Comedy Introduces Myself People
I don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.
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Laughing Names People Training
I know doing movies is where I need to be. That’s where my audience wants to see me.
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