Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
BENNY HILLJust because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
BENNY HILLNever play leapfrog with a unicorn.
BENNY HILLGirls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.
BENNY HILLWhy would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
BENNY HILLI’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
BENNY HILLHave you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
BENNY HILLI thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
BENNY HILLThat’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.
BENNY HILLLive everyday as though it’s your last ’cause one day you’ll be right.
BENNY HILLThe odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
BENNY HILLThose hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
BENNY HILLDid you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
BENNY HILLDo unto others, then run
BENNY HILLRoses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren’t for Christmas We’d all be Jewish.
BENNY HILLBefore I met her, I drank and swore without reason… now I have a reason.
BENNY HILL