Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
BENNETT CERFFame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
More Bennett Cerf Quotes
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Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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TV’s sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved.
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In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
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There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren’t watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.
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Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.
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Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
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Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
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One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
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One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
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The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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