Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
BENNETT CERFFor me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
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In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
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The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?
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There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren’t watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.
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Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
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The fact that we don’t read more books in America can be traced squarely to the fact that we have newspapers that are about a hundred times as big as the newspapers anywhere else.
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
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The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved.
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Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.
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Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
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