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  • Bennett Cerf Quote - There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
  • Bennett Cerf Quote - There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
  • Bennett Cerf Quote - There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
  • Bennett Cerf Quote - There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
  • Bennett Cerf Quote - There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
  • Bennett Cerf Quote - There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
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There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!

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    The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

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    Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.

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    Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.

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    I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.

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    One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.

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    Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.

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    The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?

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    Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

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    Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

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    Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy

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    The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

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    The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved.

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    I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.

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    Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.

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    The fact that we don’t read more books in America can be traced squarely to the fact that we have newspapers that are about a hundred times as big as the newspapers anywhere else.

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    For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

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