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I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.

Bennett Cerf

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
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College Teaching Today
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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Art Deep Teaching Thought
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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Detroit Lasts Night
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
BENNETT CERF

Book Country Matter
In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
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Crazy Poetry Writing
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Fog Politician Ships
Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
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Book Home Teenager
I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.
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Intelligent Rights Thinking
The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?
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Age Peace War
Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
BENNETT CERF

Cooking Food Soup
Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.
BENNETT CERF

Believe Discovery Soul
I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
BENNETT CERF

God Love Shutter
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
BENNETT CERF

Education School Teaching
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Blessed Happiness Laughter
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
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Cooking Food Speech
For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Beautiful Laughing Sound

I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.

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