I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
BEN FELDMANThe key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.
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I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
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I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.
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You’ve got a problem. Part of what you own isn’t yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?
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I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
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If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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No one ever died with too much money.
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If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
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I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.
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There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.
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The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.
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I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.
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