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  • Ben Elton Quote - And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
  • Ben Elton Quote - And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
  • Ben Elton Quote - And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
  • Ben Elton Quote - And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I see dull people as projects … to be reformed Download This Image

    I see dull people as projects … to be reformed

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

    I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it. Download This Image

    I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.

    I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it. Download This Image

    Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s. Download This Image

    Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

    Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value. Download This Image

    The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been. Download This Image

    Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with. Download This Image

    I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

    The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights. Download This Image

    I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

    BEN ELTON
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    I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

    My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

    And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

    BEN ELTON