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  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
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Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

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    The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

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    There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.

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    People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

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    I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

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    I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

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    If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.

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    And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

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