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  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
  • Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
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Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

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    The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

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    I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.

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    Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.

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    And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

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    If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.

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    I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.

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    I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.

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    The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

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