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  • Ben Elton Quote - No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
  • Ben Elton Quote - No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
  • Ben Elton Quote - No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
  • Ben Elton Quote - No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
  • Ben Elton Quote - No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
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No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.

Ben Elton

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    People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with. Download This Image

    I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.

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    You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it. Download This Image

    I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.

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    Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.

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    You think I look like a teletubby?

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth. Download This Image

    The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

    My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write. Download This Image

    If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing. Download This Image

    I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

    And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.

    There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.

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    I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

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    Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

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    I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

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    I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.

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