It’s as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.

An intriguing mind is a powerful aphrodisiac.
BECKY FREEMAN

Aphrodisiac Mind Powerful
Is there stop ‘n’ go counseling for couples on the run?
BECKY FREEMAN

Couple Marriage Running
It’s as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.
BECKY FREEMAN

Believe Menu Restaurant Screen
the teenage zone: the stage when an adolescent’s brain synapses quit firing while the rest of their body races toward adulthood.
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Brain Race Teenage
have you ever noticed how a man orders food at a fast-food drive-through window? … men have an innate desire to be cute while placing their order through the drive-through microphone.
BECKY FREEMAN

Belief Cute Men
So he’s above the law because he’s a celebrity or something. Just because you’re Russell Crowe doesn’t mean you can do whatever you like.
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Above Country Law Mean Something

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