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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

Alan Kooi Simpson

I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Abortion Consider Deeply Intimate Issue Personal Women
The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Distinguish Liberal Merely Mind Nourish Practical Spirit Training Triviality Word
An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Against Educate Himself Inoculate Page Speech Style
They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Confess Enough Eventually Statistic Truth Virtue
The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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Debate Emotion Racism Take Tinge
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Education Liberal Mature
Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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heavy High Humility Road Traffic Travel Trouble
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Allow Anarchy Decay Freedom Individual One Our Point Profess Religion Society
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Again Forward Look People Republican
Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Control Effective Immigrant Nation Somebody Start Talk Throw Wise
Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Cook Eat Home Meal People Stay Tend
It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Call Care Itself Matter Present Sustain
If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Honesty Integrity Matter Nothing

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

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