It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONWe have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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