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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

Alan Kooi Simpson

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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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