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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

Alan Kooi Simpson

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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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heavy High Humility Road Traffic Travel Trouble
If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Band Million Resilience Rubber
So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Control Effective Immigrant Nation Somebody Start Talk Throw Wise
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Cook Eat Home Meal People Stay Tend
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Call Care Itself Matter Present Sustain

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