Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONWe have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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