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Alan Kooi Simpson

Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Control Effective Immigrant Nation Somebody Start Talk Throw Wise
Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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Cause Chief Conclusion Contradict Discrimination Employer Employment Methodology Nonetheless Report Sanction Somehow
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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Allow Anarchy Decay Freedom Individual One Our Point Profess Religion Society
It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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Challenge Difference Historical Little Next Person Prejudice Say
And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Artificial Category Come Commitment Goal Job Man Measure Performance Realize Share Woman
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Belong Country Evil Party Political Stupid
Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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Anything Country Felt System Table Tax Tweak
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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Education Liberal Mature
The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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Debate Emotion Racism Take Tinge
I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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Country Gay Know Lesbian Ope Satisfaction Work
People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Cook Eat Home Meal People Stay Tend
I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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Abortion Consider Deeply Intimate Issue Personal Women
It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Call Care Itself Matter Present Sustain
There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Better Demand Do Meet Need Now Way
There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Liberty Loss Slippery Slope Toward

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