He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONIf you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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