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Alan Kooi Simpson

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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Liberty Loss Slippery Slope Toward
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Belong Country Evil Party Political Stupid
Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Again Forward Look People Republican
If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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Honesty Integrity Matter Nothing
I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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Abortion Consider Deeply Intimate Issue Personal Women
They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Artificial Category Come Commitment Goal Job Man Measure Performance Realize Share Woman
I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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Act All Embarrass Mission Refugee Think True
Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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Country Do Down Elbow Figure Have Instead Just Now Out Say Sharp Side Sit
The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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Debate Emotion Racism Take Tinge
Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Control Effective Immigrant Nation Somebody Start Talk Throw Wise
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Band Million Resilience Rubber
The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Distinguish Liberal Merely Mind Nourish Practical Spirit Training Triviality Word
People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Cook Eat Home Meal People Stay Tend

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