Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONEvery time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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