Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERLots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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