The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERDon’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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England still will be here without you.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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