By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
ALAN JAY LERNERThere’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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England still will be here without you.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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