Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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England still will be here without you.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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