I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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I could have danced all night!
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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