The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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I could have danced all night!
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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