Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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