Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
ALAN JAY LERNERYou write a hit the same way you write a flop.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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England still will be here without you.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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