Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
ALAN BENNETTThe appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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