The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
ALAN BENNETTTo read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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